bsod, you stink

dear blue screen of death,
i think you really stink.
especially when you pay me a visit on the saturday morning right before mid-terms, when i really really really need the laptop, and when (and how convenient is THIS!?) 2fix doesn't open until sunday night. i've practically lived in the library getting done all that i can, but you know, the library closes at 9 on saturday night, which means there are hours when i'm awake and can't get the work done that i need to get done. and you know, i think i'm the only person here who's really insane enough to complain about the library closing so early on a saturday night.
anyway.
i'm a little frustrated with you, and wish you'd leave my laptop alone.
but, if and when you go, could you leave behind the hard drive, just the way it was?
--bv student with laptop frustrations