puzzled

one morning a blonde called her boyfriend and said, "please come over and help me. i have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and i can't figure out how to start it." her boyfriend asked, "what is it a puzzle of?"
the blonde said, "from the picture on the box, it's a tiger." the blonde's boyfriend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. she lets him in the door and shows him she has the puzzle spread all over the table. he studies the pieces for a moment, then he studies the box.
he then turns to her and says, "first, no matter what i do, i'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that tiger."
"second, i'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

(thanks, dean hawk ministries, for posting funnies on your site!)