primary duty on party nights- don't you wish you were me?

and now, for a list of what all has happened just since my first rounds of this crazy saturday night:

1. a fellow ra came in drunk off her bum, barely able to walk- accompanied by two of her guy friends... did i mention she's underage?... this was only at 11:15. she's the last person i'd ever expect this to happen to, let alone the fact that she has a gargantuous responsibility to not do things like this... and if she does, then to not come back into the dorms... very sad for her. but i am thankful for her friends who were making sure she got to her room safely and that she made it into bed ok.
2. the ra cell phone rang- woohoooo! excitement! it was just a partier coming back to her room who'd forgotten her keys.
3. more people heading out to the bar...
4. and more people...
5. i showered @ 1am
6. 1:15ish my phone rang- is it who i think it might be?- nope- it's a resident who's locked out of swope and needed to be let in. i told her i'd be right down- i threw on some clothes and then went downstairs to let her in.
7. 1:25ish i now realize that about half my residents (and about half of swope) are now at the bar... fun night... think i'll be up well past 2...