seafood

or rather, more appropriately titled, the productivity that doesn't happen whenever i'm supposed to be writing a paper (with special thanks to "little sis" for THE TRUTH ABOUT THE FISH after my asking if fishy was supposed to be floating on its back*)

~Heather~ says:
I think fishy is dead

Leisha Jo says:
nah, it's just sleeping

~Heather~ says:
really? tap the glass
does it move?

Leisha Jo says:
nope. deep sleeper.

~Heather~ says:
its dead

~Heather~ says:
I am sorry big sis

Leisha Jo says:
nah, just sleeping

~Heather~says:
but it has gone to the big fish bowl in the sky

Leisha Jo says:
nah

~Heather~says:
you are in denial

Leisha Jo says:
it's still in this fish bowl. i see it. it's sleeping. shhhh! don't wake it up!

~Heather~says:
nothing will wake it up

~Heather~ says:
not even a nuclear bomb

Leisha Jo says:
yeah, you've got the right idea. real deep sleeper.

~Heather~says:
LEISHA YOUR FISH IS DEAD

Leisha Jo says:
nah

~Heather~ says:
ACCEPT THE TRUTH

Leisha Jo says:
nope

~Heather~says:
fine don't complain when your room starts to stink because of your dead fish

Leisha Jo says:
my sleeping fish won't stink. the candle warmer's right next to it anyway, so it'll stay smelling like arm vanilla.

Leisha Jo says:
err, warm vanilla

~Heather~ says:
you fried him

Leisha Jo says:
darn you

~Heather~ says:
the water got to hot and he BOILED

Leisha Jo says:
well then it's a good thing i still eat seafood... right?

~Heather~ says:
NO

~Heather~. says:
you can't eat your fish

Leisha Jo says:
you're right. it's not moral to eat a live fish.

~Heather~.says:
or your dead fish

Leisha Jo says:
if that were the case, yes.

Leisha Jo says:
no! wait!

Leisha Jo says:
not the case.

~Heather~ says:
it is the case

~Heather~ says:
he is dead

Leisha Jo says:
is not

~Heather~ says:
and you killed him

Leisha Jo says:
did not

~Heather~ says:
did too

Leisha Jo says:
did not

~Heather~ says:
did too

Leisha Jo says:
did NOT

~Heather~ says:
did TOO

Leisha Jo says:
so you mean

Leisha Jo says:
maybe waiting a week to feed him wasn't the smartest idea?

~Heather~ says:
lol, probably not

Leisha Jo says:
hmm

~Heather~ says:
and boiling him might have caused an early death too

Leisha Jo says:
i thought the "feed the fish 2-3 times a day" thing was optional. seems rather high maintenance, you know?

Leisha Jo says:
i did no boiling of the fish, thankyouverymuch.

~Heather~ says:
you are horrible

Leisha Jo says:
not horrible

~Heather~ says:
remind me never to let you watch my pets

Leisha Jo says:
come on, it's just a fish

~Heather~ says:
yeah and you killed it

Leisha Jo says:
did not

Leisha Jo says:
it's just sleeping

~Heather~ says:
you just admited you killed it

~Heather~ says:
you can't take that back

~Heather~ says:
FISH KILLER!!!!!!!!!!

Leisha Jo says:
meanie head

~Heather~ says:
at least my fish is still alive

Leisha Jo says:
yeah?

Leisha Jo says:
well

Leisha Jo says:
at least...

Leisha Jo says:
i'm not short.

~Heather~ says:
WHAT!!!!????

~Heather~ says:
that is mean

Leisha Jo says:
so is your calling me a fish killer

Leisha Jo says:
it hurts my feelings, you know

~Heather~ says:
thats it we are fighting

~Heather~ says:
IGNORE

Leisha Jo says:
hehe

Leisha Jo says:
YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME!

~Heather~ says:
IGNORE

Leisha Jo says:
nope

Leisha Jo says:
you can't do it

~Heather~ says:
yes I can

Leisha Jo says:
la la la la laaaaa

Leisha Jo says:
HA! see? you didn't!

~Heather~says:
IGNORE

Leisha Jo says:
hey little sis

~Heather~says:
IGNORE

Leisha Jo says:
aren't you curious about what i brought you back from india?

~Heather~ says:
IGNORE?

Leisha Jo says:
your decision

Leisha Jo says:
la la la la laaaaa

Leisha Jo says:
here, fishy fishy fishy. let me feed to you the item i brought back for little sis from india

Leisha Jo says:
since she's ignoooooring me

~Heather~ says:
IGNORE *cause fishy is dead and won't be eating anything anytime soon*

Leisha Jo says:
i'm sure it'll wake up when i put it in the water

~Heather~ says:
IGNORE *I would come over there and ignore you personally, but I am on duty*

Leisha Jo says:
hahaha

Leisha Jo says:
sucks to be you

*sometimes acting like a child can make for a lot of fun, and a great distraction from actual work.