wordage

found these on methodx.net-- a great site for young adult christians! :)

coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon
flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained
flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller
balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline
pokemon (n), a Jamaican proctologist
oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions
abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk
negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightie
lymph, (v.), to walk with a lisp
gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash
rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you
circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts
frisbeetarianism (n.), the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there